book abuse

When you treat your books recklessly, or cause harm to a book without artistic/good intentions

You shouldn't throw that book, it's book abuse.

The Book of Mormon

...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN

1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"

Big book

By the time you get to the end, I’ll be back.

That big book was so fascinating I didn't see how fast time went by! And you're already back!