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stupid excuse of a samsung phone.
made of plastic, too rounded.
best part? 1000 dollars ;)
what's that plastic piece of shit?
oh, just my Note 20.
The juicy and very descriptive passages of miscellaneous porn novels.
"My Mom wouldn't let me read "Lady Chatterley's Lover" so I borrowed the clit notes from a friend.
one tough mo´foking thing to get on guitar hero
smithers: dude that guy cant even get a 100 note streak he sucks my mommas balls
carlito: stfu smithers, you cant even get a 50
Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.
The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.
that one thing you want to get in guitar hero
holy shit dudee,
800 note streak!
ima fucking kill you!
When you do something stupid, and make a mental note to yourself to not repeat it- although it is usually said aloud for comic purposes.
"Note to self- hamsters should not be used as golfballs"