Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.
When a man marries he takes a wife as his help meat.
Any person with excessive tattoos or piercings that render them unemployable in a traditional office setting.
Julie was a bit miffed because during a job interview they told her she looked like carnival help and round filed her resume.
After giving advice to people on a forum, this phrase clarifies that you are serious adn not "messing with the newbies"
""Right Click, then Save As... Hope that helps!"
n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.
FORUM:
You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.
noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!
DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!
MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}
when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.
This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp
what to say when your ball rolls away while playing a sport and you ask someone for “ball help” to pass it back.
paul: yo chris ball help
chris: yah bro i got you
A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.
Or...
It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.
Jerome Anya being a fag lol
I lend a hand helping to those in need
Or...
Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"