Gacha Logic

The logic to gacha and the logic to life

This is fucking gacha logic yall

pretzel logic

fallible, twisted or circular resaoning that when dissected is wrong, does not make sense or does not explain the situation rationally.

Alleged presence of WMDs in Iraq, when explained in full with all the facts known after the fact, show that that the explanation of WMD being present in Iraq is pretzel logic or nonsense.

Popcorn Logic

"Popcorn logic" refers to things that make sense when you are watching a film or TV show, but the minute you actually think about them they are completely absurd.

Eggers: Jack Bauer shot that guy 17 times through the lungs and he is still alive.
Fusto: That's popcorn logic for ya!

Blaine logic

When someone gets into a ridiculous scenario but it works out just fine

“Oh I snuck into a wedding” everyone is confused wondering how “oh it’s just Blaine logic”

Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.

Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.

business logic

Meaningless programming related buzzword, used primarily in ".net shops". May be used interchangeably with "tiny gnomes".

In the model-view-controller design pattern, you implement your business logic on the controller objects.

In the model-view-controller design pattern, you implement your tiny gnomes on the controller objects.

Rimants Logic

Logistical thinking so outrageously terrible it could've only been thought up by Rimants.

"Why don't we just make all cars propelled by magnets?"

"Rimants logic."