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The study of manipulating sheep to get votes
Political science represents the pinnacle of complete and utter bullshit
A mostly pointless class you will end up taking that includes teachers with monotones, comfy textbook pillows, facepalms when you realize it's not required to graduate and time to do other school work.
Ex. 1
Will: "Crap, I forgot to do the English"
Rachel: "Just do it during Earth Science. It's not like that class matters."
Ex. 2
Trista: "What do you have next?"
Frank: "Study Ha-....uh... I mean 'Earth Science'"
When a smart ass nigga explain to you some deep science shit using nigga terms
Daquan- The big band is when a lot of tiny little dust and shit was all together and then it just fuckin' exploded and shit. Then when everything was as hot as yo' girls ass shit kept growin bigger and bigger fo millions of years until other tiny shits joined together to make bigger shits and shit
Gerome - Damn man that was some real nigga science.
An action or activity that should be easy to do or accomplish but made difficult or time consuming by the person partaking in the action or activity
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
John: Yes. Hmmmmmm. Wow! There are so many choices on the menu. You know. I kinda think I want the fish, but that salad sounds good. And you can't go wrong with your burgers. Wait! Tell me again about the special today?
Jack: Dude! What's up with the fucking science fair? Just order something dammit!
To please a woman with flattery.
If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.
mæn saɪəns
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1. a branch of knowledge often inherent in men and absent in women that allows for the programming of VCRs, lighting of pilot lights, and ability to problem solve.
Sue wanted to call an electrician, but Ryan busted out some man science and fixed it.
Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space.
Judge Judy: "It's not rocket science. What is rocket science?"
Defendant: "Rocket science is when the scientists find out things about space."