The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.
The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.
Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.
There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.
When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time
Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion
What Spock found floating in the toilet.
Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87
Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.
The act of four people performing one continuous 69 in a square position.
Pat: After this double date do you want to come back and build a log cabin on the living room floor?
Bob: hell yeah I call second level!
A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.
I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.
Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.