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nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015


Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch October 17, 2008


Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 08, 2018


Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.

Look at that snatch patch over there

by Austin Bissell February 04, 2015


Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle April 17, 2012


Patch licker

A woman who will do just about anything (fucking, sucking, cleaning, be a house mouse, licking your boots, etc.) to date a "patchholder." (members of a motorcycle club (MC)). Will do anything the man or MC wants. Looking to score a steady boyfriend ("old man") but rarely happens cause everyone knows she is a patch licker. She hangs around only for the status of being seen with a badass patchholder and/or MC.

Dude: Man, that chick is hot! Check her out.

Patch holder: She's a patch licker. Good for a one nighter, not old lady material. But on the upside, she will do anything you want.

by OneRide October 20, 2012


Pocket Patch

1.Someone who is really attractive/cute to you, who you just want to 'put into your pocket' because they're so darn cute.

2.A nickname for someone named Patrick.

1.That Timothee Chalamet, he's a little young for me but I'd consider him a Pocket Patch.
2. Patrick-he goes by Pocket Patch, Pocket Patcholino, Pocket Patch Adams, etc.

by Gene Tear Knee January 28, 2022