Lickety-split

As fast as possible.

Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

Split the pole

When you walking in a groug and one half goes to the left and one goes to the right of the pole. Conisderd bad luck.

Hey man Johnny said dont split the pole.

wig split

getting your skull cracked (not literaly)

i'll split ya wig, i am a wig splitta, are you tryin to get your wig split

four and a split

four and a half ounces of crack, cocaine, or heroin.
considered a comeup for the dopeman
also known as: four and a half, four and a half hard

Sean has been on top of the game ever since he got that four and a split .

split whisker

female genitalia

show us ya split whisker

Split Fart

A repulsive fart that spreads throughout the entire room

Ew, he just had a split fart!