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"roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.
Man this shit is like trying to build a roller coaster puzzle smmfh.
I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster
when you snort a line of cocaine mixed with ketamine.
bust out the coke and K and lets get some rollar coasters going
The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
Cooch Coaster: The vagina ride.
Example: "Dude, I just rode the Courtney cooch coaster!"
"Bro, I rode that coaster so many times.
Example 2: "Ewh, that betch has a famous cooch coaster, she lets all ages and sizes on it."
When you are riding a roller coaster and you jerk off but right before you go down the first hill you nut and the wind carries the cum back until it hits the other riders behind you
Ya I had a great time at that amusement park. Every ride I was on I did the white coaster
When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.
I've completed the girl coaster. Now I have to be patient with this one.