Executed#0001

Executed#0001 also known as crime is an discord og from the year 2019-2024. As of currently his discord username is fuckcrime, Executed#0001 is known across boards of doxbin/pretty com, anicom/ pack com, antinuke/nuke com and many more.

Discordian #1: you must be crime, Executed#0001 right?
Crime: yes, how did you know?
Discordian #1: your well known how else wouldnt know you my glorious pharaoh.

Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.

The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, while also forming an opinion which is generally outlandish as there is no understanding of the context

Bro, Mike isn't prepared at all again! He was executive skimming again and now spouting nonsense with the CEO! Who's going to correct him!?

Execute The Plan

When the Indian girl give you head and proceeds to bit your dick off

Max: Yo wanna watch Saitama biting Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's sword?

Random Indian: Nah man it reminds me when Akshara would execute the plan on me

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

Executive shit

The action you take When your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work space so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.

Bob: " yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?"

Executive shit Jim: " Oh Bob! Dont worry, Im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive shit."

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes