Lint Roller

A person who is short and really hairy.

I then screamed at bigfoot’s baby, “ You’re an actual lint roller shut the fuck up.”

sex lint

After sex, the particule left in the sheets resembling lint from the dryer.

Last night, we made enough sex lint to make a new sweater!

desk lint

That weird grey stuff you got all over your hands and arms in elementary school.

"I'm not sitting there, look at all that DESK LINT"

Tuppy Lint

Bits of toilet paper that is stuck to the outside of a woman's vagina like lint all over a meaty sweater.

I really hate this cheap toilet paper. It's giving me terrible tuppy lint.

even lint

lint that is evenly distributed

That's some even lint.

clit lint

Panty residue from cotton panties sometimes in the form of balls. Similar to clitty litter but usually cotton no foreign objects

I hate being on my period and wearing cotton panties. ..i always get giant clit lint

lint brushing

When a person strokes their genitals to calm themselves but not necessarily to induce sexual excitement.

The meeting set unrealistic deadlines so I ended up lint brushing in the bathroom until I could get back to work.