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Two gay males put there hand in each other pocket and sees who get a boner first
Hey dude want to play pocket python
When you have to piss and shit and the same time.
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.
Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again
The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”