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when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud
Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.
Thing you say to your dog to tell it you are going to take it on a walk. Dogs go crazy if you say these words so be careful because you might get jumped on
Person 1: Gopher Walkies
Dog 1: woof woof woof, I’m gonna jump on you now, I’m super excited but I’m not gonna hold still while you put the leash on.
When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.
Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.
Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
A group of individuals that give back to the community in many ways. Most notably by making everyone feel better about themselves by seeing how much worse their lives could be.
I may not have the best life, but at least I'm not a member of the Tropical Gophers.