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A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.
Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
When traffic is backed up taking an exit off-ramp, and some douche goes all the way up to the front and tries to merge in, thereby cutting everyone off. Totally disrupts traffic and everyone's mood!
Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!
When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.
Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!
Woah, nice!
Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.
Man... i'm split.
verb. When a party of characters decides to separate, usually to cover more ground, but sometimes because of divergent strategies and/or heated debate (PvP).
Usually denotes a problematic within roleplaying sessions, as splitting the party usually wastes someone's time unless a DM is ballsy enough to run two scenes in parallel.
Scooby Doo has hundreds of examples of "splitting the party," for example:
Velma Dinkley: trying to find Shaggy and Scooby I think we should split up.
Fred Jones: Good Idea!
Daphne Blake: I'll go with Beau.
Fred Jones: frowning Bad idea!
When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.
"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."
Having sex with a female
Originated from a male and female neighbor discussing the shared cost to "split a fence" between the ajoining properties, then ending up having sex.
Also seen as parting the legs for sex.