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colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

by QuacksO November 25, 2016


Nose pee

When your nose is visibly runny but without big boogers

“Eww bro, wipe your nose pee”

“Haha Momma you have nose pee!”

by Shmells January 20, 2023


pleasure pee

if u want to pleasure yourself while peeing just stick you finger in your belly button and just wiggle it all around

hold on kyle im gonna pleasure pee for a bit

by busternut69420 January 13, 2020


pee-cock

Another word for penis.

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."

by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021


French pee

When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum

Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay

by cumfaert August 06, 2021


Pee-shit

A word to describe something/someone your calling a "piece of shit"

"that pee-shit stole my bag";)

by Stesia333 April 11, 2024


pee brain

someone who is rude

stop being such a pee brain, be nice

by guytheby the ya November 03, 2022