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and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat
Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy
When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.
Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.
Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.
Mom after class: how did it go?
Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.
Situation 2:
Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”
Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.
Son: I will.
Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.
Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.
Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.
Situation 3:
Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game
Mom: tell everyone I say hi.
Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.
Mom: oh good!
Ah shit My asshole is green
again can’t sit for a week
something funny to say around friends😂
wanna know what it smells like “My Gooch Bitch”
something funny to say y around friends
wanna know what that smells like “My Gooch Bitch
something funny to say around your friends
that smells like “My Gooch Bitch”
When someone draws a crude drawing of you and masturbate to it while eating mac and cheese in a clown costume. It can also be used when someone jacks off to a picture of sponge bob while watching The Jake Paul fucks Logan Paul Hentai Movie by Walt Disney.
Hey I Sturdle my doodle every fucking day after chubuccling my fcfooplin and quacksllin up crackalin and googaflin in the doopapooshugooplin with jaflipomninaflinopooshitfuckcuntalinasslinaaaalomlin.