My Truther

Someone that says ‘my truth’ a lot and doesn’t live in an objective reality. They often excuse lies and live in lala land.

My girlfriend read a psych book now she’s a my truther cause she said: I’m going to put the past (shitty thing I did) behind me and live my truth (whatever that means weirdo).

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

In my thoughts

To acknowledge that you are thinking about one or more things.

I'm in my thoughts right now.

Slap my bread

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh

Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude

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On my radar

Pretty much a mild flex, basically saying I don’t care about you at all. I haven’t even had a second thought, literally not concerned. Radar picks up everything you not being one of them..

Her- You’re not gonna start problems with my new boyfriend are you?
Me- You must like to stir the pot. That bum isn’t on my radar.

Strokin my shi

This is when youre just chilling on the bed with a lvl 99 gyatt while rizzing her up like the rizzly bear and she just starts strokin yo shi you feel me

Tom- Hey what are you doing
Dequavious- Nothing much man, just strokin my shi