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my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch
When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
Wow, my girlfriend hates me.
when you want a sucking on your toes
girl: hey babe suck on my toes
guy: okay lemme go down
Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
Good morning my lightning I miss you.🎀
Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad