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How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017


How the land lies

what the current situation is.

"I want to see how the land lies with this project before I commit any resources," said the manager, eager to understand the project's current challenges and progress.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024


One win and don’t know how to act

When someone finally get a win and they act like they been doing it

One win and don’t know how to act

by Mk.Immaculate January 17, 2021


how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 10, 2017


how about no you freaking raisen

this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact

August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen

by plastafierce January 10, 2017


William Howe

The best boy to ever exist. He’s there for everyone even if it means he has to ignore how he may feel. He’s loved me through everything and is constantly there for me no matter what. Honestly he’s the type of person you’d want to spend your whole life with. He makes mistakes but when he does he always tried to fix them. He’s super funny and always knows how to put a smile on my face. There’s no one better than my William Howe… ❤️

William Howe has the prettiest smile on earth.

by lexi_brook99 January 20, 2023


How far off is the battleship?

A reference to the board game "Battleship", later digitized, when someone asks a question, or shooting a missile, and missing by "a bit".

J: "Is it less than 5?"

K: "Yeah, we'll say less than 5."

J: "dafuq Well how far off is the battleship?"

by spyhunter223 May 28, 2012