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what you accidentally turn in to your english teacher
teacher:ray this is a suicide note
me:shit
A $100 Bill.. Or if you are a chain smoker like me, you get C-Notes (Camel Dollars) off the back of the Camel Cigarette boxes.
Shit, if I collect 500 C-Notes I can get a free Camel "turkish Gold" T-Shirt
a c note is a one hundred dollar bill, c notes
customer: how much does this skirt cost?
cashier: a c note
customer: huh?
cashier: one hundred dollars you moron you're gonna buy it or what?
customer: no you can keep it b!tch! a c note you gotta be out your d@mn mind!
Among us in real life.
Full of gay men trying to find out who's the serial killer.
Cast consists of a bad posture (because he is holding that 11 inch monster cock) scoliosis but yet hella sexy emo detective who hasn't slept in fucking years with a sweet tooth, Justin beiber (big shlong edition) raging gay with a god complex who finds a death note and kills criminals with it.
I'm sure Light Yagami was prolly making fun of L for being british behind his back.. chewsday innit!
Stan Ryuk
Person 1// Damn.. I LOVE Death Note
Person 2// Fr man, that show was hella good
Person 1// I hate Near
Person 2// Fuck off.
When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help
Bill: Dude, you really wrote the note on that one
Craig: I was only trying to help!
A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.
Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.
Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.