The only thing keeping humanity alive including Soft Serve Ice Cream .
Humanity: "Ahhh! How could I ever live without my sweet, sweet air conditioning! *Kisses air*"
Some people can't afford to keep it running 24/7.... Which is why I'm glad the electric company let's you rack up like $700 in debt before they shut your power off because neither can I! Hahaha!
Hym "Air conditioning is expensive apparently... I wouldn't know because I never check... I just wait them to shut it off and pay that 60% lump some baby."
A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.
Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
When two minorities are fighting but the nature of the sytem has to permit one minority to be addresed as a racist.
Look, tyrone and Tou are fighting, I wonder who is gono get race conditioned.
a dating criteria involving the race of the candidate.
kevin: sani has a race condition of brown men only
gurt: yo