An act in which a sex partner gives you a blowjob with braces on
My girlfriend gave me a Dick Blender last night
Someone who thinks they are the opposite gender
*James Charles walks by*
Guy: look at that Gender Blender
When someone helps one poop by sticking their fingers in their ass, spinning them around, and stirring it up like a blender.
I couldn’t shit last night so Martha gave me a Kentucky blender.
BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer
person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?
*clicks link*
“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE
ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”
person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(
In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered
Verb- The art of consuming multiple mind altering chemicals to the sensory point that all chemical effects are blending into one another, creating erratic, and chaotic cognitive thought patterning.
I was so blendered last night, i was on Jupitanus 8 with momgoat, plastic schism-free fry doing buff minus.