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The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.
After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.
When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.
A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella
"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"
A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).
Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast
Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.
She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.
4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.
Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.
An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"