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Nasal lint

Nasal lint is the crusty dried booger you find on a used bath towel that comes back to life when the towel is used again

Oh my god. I didn't notice that nasal lint until I dried my face and it became a LA oyster

by Pernod Q. Bentwhistle July 24, 2015


sticky lint roller

When a man slaps and teases his woman's hairy bush, knocking out lint and dust, before finally ejaculating into her pube jungle.

Picked up a waitress at a local dive bar. Had a bush like the Amazon, so I had to give her the old sticky lint roller.

by captaincrunk April 04, 2020


lint the unbannable

Lint is a Marine who also is up at like 3 am gaming. He's a superstraight advocate and very pure. He bathes in the blood of his victims (his words not mine...) and he is also a representative of kinkyspace, a channel in e-chat.

Katie (in dms) : Lint is so fucking hot -- I wanna have seggs with him! I just love me some fuck boys! They're so hot!!!

Lint the unbannable

by maczzbae March 12, 2021


Linted

Confused or in a daze after being under the influence

"i'm linted'

by 17171 February 15, 2016


Linted

A describing word that can be used in any scenario.

Damn what a good shot, it was linted.

Those chips suck ass, they are linted.

I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.

by linted lima bean June 27, 2022


Linted

A describing word that can be used in any scenario.

Damn what a good shot, it was linted.

Those chips suck ass, they are linted.

I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.

by linted lima bean June 27, 2022


linted

the simultaneous feeling of annoyance and pleasure at doing a task someone else should have done but that you secretly enjoy

"mann i hate doing my laundry at mesa nueva cause no one before me ever cleans their lint shit out of the dryer, but i also kinda enjoy scooping it out myself..."
"yeah dude u got linted"

by ryatchet April 23, 2020