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The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
Jaylavy Robles Bonilla "'`~`Betrayal`~`Vagina`~`'"; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
Jaylavy Robles Bonilla "'`~`Betrayal`~`Vagina`~`'"; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
A homoerotic individual that wants to be the first one to take another individual's virginity
Bro is just a first time Gay over here lined up ready to introduce them to his desires of what he thinks is a good time.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
Person 343: Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...
Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!
The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith
Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release
<.7.9.7.6.>Salma Estrada Sierra Tanna; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release<.7.9.7.6.>
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