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A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.
Dude, I turned her into a human baeblade last night
that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"
A human second, exactly one second.
That image was funny, for about a human second.
That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth
Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses
The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"
"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
A human spawn over the age of four, but under the age of ten.
Damn, these fucking human nymphs are getting on my damn nerves, running around and screaming about minecraft and ROBLOX !!!