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A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am
“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”
Penis M&M’s is when a guy cuts a hole in the bottom of a bowl, then inserts his penis into the bowl while filling the bowl with m&m’s. Then the girl begins to eat the m&m’s until she has reached the treat at the bottom
“Dude like me and this girl made penis m&m’s last night at her dads house”
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Consume so many M&Ms you begin to sweat. Similar to meat sweats, but specific to M&Ms or sugar.
Mom: I ate two bags of M&Ms today and now I am sweaty. I think I am M&M wasted.
Child: No mom, we call that M&M sweats.
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Sorry what? I was stuffing my face with m&m's.
"TODOROKI M&M'S N O W"
"PLEASE HELP SHE HAS A GUN"