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When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)
Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!
A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.
Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!
To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.
"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."
When you wrap your legs around the person's waist and squeeze as hard as you can.
DON-PYTHON! DON-PYTHON!
He did the Don-python!
A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.
Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!
Panda In training, warrior, boss-ass-bitch, beast, winner, etc.
Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!
Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath
he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that