1.The feeling of being extremely intoxicated.
2.A discription of the state of mind of a person who has over indulged in illicite substances
Jane: "what did you get up to last night? you look terrible."
Joe: "I got hold of some of the old wonkey donkey and got my self totally scramble gashed. It was epic!"
to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect
girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk
69. Tossed Salad is flicking the labia with your tongue and Scrambled Eggs is sucking on the balls and flicking them with your tongue.
Last night we had tossed salad and scrambled eggs when we got home.
The more realistic version of "Blended family" - not all smooth and homogeneous, but instead kind of lumpy.
We're not the Brady Bunch - we're more of a Scrambled family!
When you and four of your friends are tag teaming a girl and you all shoot your own shot but then play your own balls into the hole.
"Hey Shamus! Did you and Karl run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea brother, Karl started in first and then we both played our balls into the hole." - Shamus
"Whoa" - Larry
When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.
"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry
Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.
However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.
Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"
Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"