A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.
"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"
When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.
"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."
The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date
It’s like a slow bitch. Because you’re a snail meaning you’re slow and you’re a bitch like a bitch yk so like snail bitch .
“yo that guys snail bitch”
“yo that bitch rly do be snailing tho”
“that snail rly do be bitching tho”
A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!
This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.
Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today
Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?
Person 3: heck yeah we should
Person 1,2 and 3:
SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL
Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?