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When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”
Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”
An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.
"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
A Couple Whiles is a phrase that I made up when I was like 5. It combines “In a couple minutes” and “In a little while” to form “In a Couple Whiles”
It means “Later”, “In a bit”, etc.
Jacob: “Do you want to go to the movies?”
Rhubarb: “In a couple whiles.”
Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.
Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male
Person #1: Oh god
Verb (common spellings: "While Up", "Wil' Up)
To contribute, engage in, or initiate a 'next level' party atmosphere at any/all social gatherings (eg. BBQ, wedding, pub, club, etc.) Term originates from a UK born gentleman (Guyanese decent) residing in the Greater Toronto Area. Actions associated, not exclusively, are usually of a sexual nature, sometimes provocative, but usually well intended and fun natured. It can be part of overall lifestyle or specific to a particular calendar event.
"You coming to Jerry's party?"
"All the time, time to while up, guy"
"When this soca session ends, we while up big time"
When you are fly as hell while still conducting the art of seduction, coitus, cumming, or cunnilingus.
You know i couldnt take my Docs off while i was hittin' it from the back, I stay bussin' while bustin'!