A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women
yelling something too loud
pulling a insert name of some kid
really loud
when people refer to a specific name as an entirely different species
insert name dictionary
guy 1: i searched up myself on urban dictionary to see my personality, but it doesn't seem to fit
guy2: are you fucking dumb? the fuck you think U.D is? psychic?
Most commonly found in Parkour porn. When one partner backflips and lands with their penis inside of the others butt, mouth, or vagina.
My friend got caught watching Parkour Porn by his dad and they both watched the backflip insertion portion.
Shovin xtc up your arse to get a quicker effect through the anal tissue
See: colon rollin'
Jeff wanted a fast high so he gave him self some ass-inserted xtc
Marcy was caught colin rollin' in the bathroom at school
when your mate is chatting someone up in a club and you insert yourself into their conversation, cockblocking and doing your mate a shitty.
fuck off you self inserting piece of shit
that thing you find on ao3 that pisses you off when the author tags it with y/n but its actually just them
"only skibidi alphas have enough courage to write a self insert fanfiction"