When you have to piss and shit and the same time.
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.
Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.
To lie down after eating too much food, in order to digest it; similar to a food coma, but with less chance of irreversible brain damage.
"Theresa just ate three lunches, so now she's going to python."
"Yes, that girl has powerful appetites."
Panda In training, warrior, boss-ass-bitch, beast, winner, etc.
Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!
Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
When you wrap your legs around the person's waist and squeeze as hard as you can.
DON-PYTHON! DON-PYTHON!
He did the Don-python!
A slimy snake of an individual that exhibits cuntish behaviour. Also known as a Cunt Snake.
Oh! Look at Dave over there! That guy is such a python's cunt!
the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath
he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that