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Similar to the Irish exit where one leaves a party without saying a word, the Australian exit or Aussie exit entails leaving a party and taking a person with you to have sex before kicking them out early the next morning because you need to catch a flight and leave the country.
Variations of this could include:
Leaving a party and then hitting someone up for sex (tinder/hinge/grinder).
Leaving a party because someone texted you at 2AM to hook up.
J: Damn, I nearly missed my flight because the guy I went home with last night wouldn't wake up.
M: Sounds like you made an Aussie exit!
Period sex…because it’s bloody good mate
We’re about to have Aussie sex!
In Australia, gravity works in a different way. Everything is Australia everything and everyone is upsidedown anytime you enter the borders of Australia you are flipped upside down. while this happens you will nearly Shit yourself from the speed and force that you're flipped but you will likely be fine. once you land you will be met with A hellish landscape where the water flows up and appears pink this is called the Hiller lake phenomenon. Every animal on this continent will try to end your life and guns are illegal so make sure to bring a melee weapon.
Joe: why is the plane spinning
Sam: WE ARE EXPERIENCING AUSSIE GRAVITY
When in Australia the gravitational effects are different YOU ARE UPSIDE DOWN
joe: OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT AUSSIE GRAVITY
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning
blasting kerser while smoking darts,breaking hearts, jaw swinging and piss filled super soakers
"Oi cunt this kid stole my shoes" "wanna go do an aussie drive by on his house?"
The coolest fan page or whatever also has the best content
“Hey do you know aussie..hyunjin?” “Of course I do they are the most amazing fan page with the best content🙄”