a phrase used by cringy 10 year olds
guy: does something
10 year old: that is kinda sus
A homie or a G who vehemently and vigorously claims to be straight, but that vigour makes the whole situation a lot more sus.
"I am straight as fuck!"
"The fact that you are so adamant about it, is kinda sus G..."
When both of them all defeated all the evil of the world. Batman invited Superman to his batcave,and when Superman came to his house,he said Superman to come inside his room and by the bed,he unbuckled his belt and removed his underwear and showed its 20-centimeter dick and Superman was fascinated and mesmerized,he then said to Superman to suck it until Batman cummed and released the jizz,Superman followed and sucked his dick,There was a lot of moaning and it was so loud,it came out of the batcave,Luckily,his Butler was not yet in his Base. Superman was pleasured and Batman was pleased,He then Put on back his Underwear and Belt and put his hand on Superman’s Dick zone. Superman blushed and moaned,and Batman started caressing and rubbing it,Superman was hardly blushing and had moaned a lot of times. Then Batman started Masturbating it and Superman was thrilled and pleasured,he then said “Oh yes daddy!!” Then moaned as his jizz came out,then Batman sucked it up and “Mmm.. Yes,Good boy”.
Then Batman started to unbuckle his belt and took off his underwear,and Superman too did the same,then they did the 69 pose and sucked eachother’s penises and gooned after. Then put on their belt and underwear,Then the Butler came in and was blushing. He too joined in and undressed his pants and his underwear and masturbated,Gooned and edged.They all took turns having anal sex. And that is the end.
Batman and Superman are mostly rivals so In this reality,I made them have relationships close together,Thus the Name “Batman and Superman Sus Story”
Probably likes Ed Sheeran and bad songs like shape of you
Me: Melody, do you know what shape this is?
Melody Su: *sings Shape of You*
defined as a dead ass meme known as "Among Us"
haha, im such a amogus sus imposter
Body is made of Pottasium, Highly Reactive, Throws every game in Valorant, Made in Ohio.
Pottasium + Add Math = Tze Sus + hydrogen