half wonka

Giving oral sex to someone while they eat chocolate.

I was quietly eating my brownie ice cream sundae when my boyfriend ducked under the covers and went half wonka on me.

Jamaican half n' half

The act of a woman sucking on a mans testicles while he simultaneously urinates and defecates creating a showering effect that half covers the woman in urine and half in feces.

Angelica went out and got a Jamaican half n' half from her buddy Xander.

half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

I’m 20 in a half

well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

Say for instance you know how kids be like I’m 8 in half well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

half-first cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.

My half-first cousin-nibling is a good person.

cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.