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A chain of 4 or more humans, regardless of gender, doing the 69 sex position.
Person 1: PornHub is so screwed up nowadays?
Person 2: I know right! That human fence was too far!
Going to the toilet for urination. You take a 'break' of the tasks a human does on every day base.
1. He will be right back in the meeting - he is on a human break.
2. He won't be able to join since he is on a human break.
When a group of at least 3 people participate in a train-like conjunction where one man is penetrating another man who is then penetrating a female or another male. It can be at least 3 men or 2 men and a girl. There can be as many men participating as pleased.
Also, if women want to be in the middle, they'd just need a good ol' strap!
Ronny walked in on Clarissa and Jason making sweet sweet love. Ronny went up to Jason and began penetrating his tight little asshole as Jason pounded Clarissa. The three of them were connected by the genetalia, forming a Human Sextipede
Commonly used by people with mental disorders as a greeting to a friend or family member.
Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"
Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic