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Uncivil Protests

Here's why they are dumb...

Hym "Right but the problem with your uncivil protests is that the government doesn't give a shit if Wal-Mart's windows get busted because 'ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!' The people you collectively have a problem with aren't the ones paying the price for your discontent because you aren't even GOING TO WHERE THEY ARE. And now that you've framed protesting AT THE ACTUAL PLACE WHERE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PROTESTING ARE as an 'Insurrection' and 'violence bad' the people responsible for the collective discontent are never even affected by the thing you're doing to other people who are not them. It's like a peasant revolt where the peasants burn down everything EXCEPT FOR THE KING'S CASTLE and then just go home. It doesn't work. What are you going to do? Replace the guy who says he believes the things you believe with another guy who claims to believe what you believe? 2 or 4 years from now? That's already been happening. 'If OnLy It WaSn'T fOr ThE oThEr GuY!' you'll perpetually cry but YOU'RE already were you are. You're an object in motion. So, it doesn't really matter is it doesn't work. But you know what does work (and I'm not advocating for this) 100% of the time? The threat of hammer clowns. In theory. They are the only thing keeping us safe. Hammer clowns and the threat of hammer clowns. Just look at Afghanistan. Their hammer clowns won and now they need new hammer clowns or be ruled by taliban indefinitely. If only they were amenable to reason.... Hmm... Tragic... Oh well..."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2023


Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022


weather protest

the act of dressing for TOTAL sunshine; swim trunks or bikini, sandals/chanklas, turning on the heat in your place as well as all lights, tropical drink or lime in whatever beer you are drinking while its overcast, foggy, raining and or winter outdoors.

I don't care about PG&E, its weather protest over here!!

by BPB323 March 01, 2009


D-team Protesters

D-team protesters a group of below average protesters. They attack inappropriate targets. They have few or no activists’ credentials, and function as fifth columnists. They knowingly harbor looters and extortionists.

"The D-team protesters toppled a statue of an abolitionist who died fighting the Confederacy."

by Ras Sparkasse June 28, 2020


Mostly peaceful protests

Weren't you the one talking about BLM protests being "mostly peaceful" and bailing people out of jail? 6 billion in property damage because "ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!"

Hym "I mean, they look like mostly peace protest to me! What's the difference? Could it be... Who's being protested? No... It couldn't be... Is it because the people being protested are the Jews!? Nonono, wait... The mostly peaceful protests guy... Who defended the BLM protests... Is condemning the OBJECTIVELY AND RELATIVELY LESS VIOLENT CAMPUS PROTESTS!? How the actual fuck is this happening right now? Are we in the twilight zone- Oh wait! It's Hell... HA! I forgot where I was for a second! It's the memory shit that gets you! DAMN! That is WILD though. Right or wrong, the BLM protests were over superfluous police violence... And these ones are over genocide... And NOW... He's condemning the latter... Even though if you had to choose one between the 2... I mean, you see the point I'm trying to make, right? And I'll take a second to take a point for myself. I'm the first one to make this connection. I'm a genius. Good job me. People are getting paid to do this guys... And I beat them to the punch every time! Best pundit of all time! Better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024


Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.

Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.

by Dastvan April 24, 2020


Violent Protest in Minneapolis

Is a euphemism for eating out one's ass intensely, referring to the meme of a dude eating out another dude's ass while on the news report about a violent protest in Minneapolis.

"I was with this girl last night and things got hot and heavy. I ended up doing a Violent Protest in Minneapolis to her."

by violentprotestinminneapolis November 07, 2021