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The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo
Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.
After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1
When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.
"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"
"Hell yea bromigo"
"Bro I know"
Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.
On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
When your piece of shit ex won’t let you live your life, thrive and move on. They pop up from the social soil through any means necessary. As cute as their furry faces may be, they will irreparably damage the ground that you walk on.
I was about to head out with my girls but my ex came gopherring in with an, “I miss you” text. Trying to bring me down and keep me in his tiny little paws.
That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.
Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.
When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!
2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.
3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.
I got fired because I was gopher hunting and the boss floated my doo onto his shoe!