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Gardner Time

The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.

Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..

by FD45acp September 03, 2015


Prep Time

Time between rounds in a debate where one may either prepare for the next Speech, Cross-Fire, or call for evidence. Prep time for rounds ranges from 2 to 8 minutes in length.

Opponent: "...Therefore, we urge a Con ballot."
You: "We'll be taking Prep time."
Judge: "You have 1 and 30 seconds."
Partner: "No we dont need it."
*Goes up and gives amazing Speech*

by PETERtheGREAT22 February 20, 2013


Latino time

Latino time is accepting being late before it actually is too late.

From: Mads
Sent: 14:05
To: Thomas

I am on latino time and 3 hours drive away so I'll be late for the 18:00 appointment...

by Livercool December 18, 2013


That one time

If someone asks you this just go along with it because its funny

Friend: hey remember that one time?
You: yah at that one place!
Friend: and that one guy?
You: when he did that one thing?

by Ur Fukin Mum February 20, 2020


T Time

A term used by Ross Tweddell (aka King Ross) of Cultaholic and formerly WhatCulture whenever WWE commentator Booker T makes a mistake. It is a portmanteau of 'tea time' and the T in Booker T's name.

Sometimes, Ross will sing it to the rhythm of David Bowie's 'Changes'.

Ross: TA TA TA TA T Time!
Ross: Booker T I'm coming for you n-BLEEP

by oli davis February 10, 2018


For real this time

The response you’ll get from your fagalicious, lame-ass friend when you call him out on his habitual moving habit, his frequent magic trick of texting, then dropping his phone and running away and for being bottoms up when ya just really need your Cpt WhaleNuts.

Hey Jon, ya coming?
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!

by Chugglenuts January 12, 2019


Facebook Time

The time, usually from 4 to 6 PM when everyone is on Facebook at the sametime

Billy: "Yo, have you seen Starr since we graduated."
Bobby: " It's Facebook time, she probably on right now, look her up."

by Qwertymf5 March 15, 2010