Someone who needs to touch some grass.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk
A person who tries to be/act/look funny in internet are 99% of the time people who use a word or emoji/smiley face in funny youtube videos or in other things.
This is a bit hard to explain but if you could read my mind you would understand what i want to say.
Example:a dude creates a video with the goal of look like a complete troll who draws badly drawn things purposely,in the comment section of the said video a dude says "this...this is art"
Example 2:A try not to laugh challenge or a suposely funny video.a dude in the comment section puts the time set on a part of the video he finds "funny" then he puts a smiley face in order to look "funny",like: Mr.im(not)funny: 05:20 "Yeey" :D. "oh look im trying to look funny in internet"
A link that takes you to a website from an email.
"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"
the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn
No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)
A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin
A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.
Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.
Oh, really? What's unforgivable about it? What SPECIFICALLY... Is unforgivable about it? Does that apply across the gambit? Like, Onlyfans? Porn Hub? About about Sports illustrated? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? What about Hollywood? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? Where exactly is the line there? He used his fat cock for evil instead of good! He should have just fucked all of the women and THEN made one of them his sister and fucked a baby into her.
Hym "What exactly is unforgivable about internet pimpery? Be specific. And even being an incel is better then being a fucking crybaby therapist charlatan who has a mental breakdown and becomes a literal fascist after a failed suicide attempt."