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time for a change

What the United States of America needs, politically speaking.

Like Barack Obama said, "It's time for a change"

by qwerty1 September 26, 2008


Porch Time

An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.

Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!

Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.

Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus

Person 2: And pee on trees!

by BlondeLobster1 August 27, 2009


Dildo time

1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent

2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'

(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)

Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*

by Poobumlurtz June 02, 2009


soup time

When you ask your mom to buy hamburger but then buy soup like a boss

you: Can I have money for burger. Mom: for burger. you: yus

you: actualy buys soup time. You: SOUP TIME

by Urban Kornflakes May 19, 2019


whatever-time

whatever + time = whatever-time

The total value of your effort and time that is wasted included with whatever means that was used up or given out to someone else under dis. (disrespect, disregard, dishonest, etc). This continues without your awareness from something like a talk to the hand so you remain unaware and they can come back for whatever from you again - over and over. You just give it up frivously until you become aware of the dis or you expire/die -- thus whatever-expires.

That fucking user trash!!!!!! The whatever-time is the house, the car, and last 2 fucking years of my life!

by In the Mindway May 02, 2005


Man time

How men communicate time of arrival using the current game that is on.

Ill see you "after the game" " before the game" "at halftime" "by the end or beginning of a specific quarter or period in a game" - Man Time

by Staxxmoney December 08, 2013


The London Times

What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.

American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?

by The Blue Duck February 14, 2005