The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
how i feel most of the time :(....
Bobby-how are you feeling, feeling today?
Jonogan-soup-er-sad :(....
Bobby-good, i hate you
Ejaculation that occurs while in a bed. Or soup that you have in bed.
I had to wash the blanket covered in bed soup.
a..soup..bowl is a tiktok user who has grade A daddy issues and wants to get to know their mutuals but whenever they have a conversation it gets so awkward that they give up =)
"hey do you know a..soup..bowl on tiktok?" "Yeah, they freaked out talking to me"