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Time thief

Someone who takes up your time with pointless explanations or anecdotes.

When asking a collegue a yes/no question, he replied with a 45 minute response. Not only that but he sent a follow up email later that day and when I didn't reply once again accosted me with with his response (which still didn't answer the question). My collegue is a time thief as he took more than an hour of my time.

by happykat October 14, 2009


play time

Getting a good thorough handjob. Specifically can be used to indicate when a girl loves your cock and balls so much that she has a great time playing with them, jerking you off, pulling, proding, wanting to make you cum.

Usually requested by the girlfriend when she wants to please you, or when she can't have sex cause she's on the rag.

Her: "I want play time"
Me: "Niiiiice... Let's go..."

by Walleye June 28, 2007


Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

by Hammer April 14, 2005


Time travel

What basically happens during sleep. That's probably the reason why time flies so quick when you sleep, it's because you time travel.

So I was waiting for my cousins to arrive here, but I realised that I have to wait FOUR damn hours. What I had to is to sleep. Now that's time travel, culturally speaking!

by thisone'sforyou June 03, 2011


sexy times

what happens when students pull all nighters to study calculus and or chemistry in university.

"study sesh tonight?"
"SEXY TIMES!"

by Scottissexytimes October 23, 2007


Mayberry time

1. When a person, particularly in the service industy, moves in an unhurried fashion. That person can be said to be on Mayberry time.

2. An exclamation used to indicate that an episode of either the Andy Griffith Show or Mayberry RFD is starting.

1. "Where's my food? That waitress must be on Mayberry time."

2. "Hey, Maude! Get in here, it's Mayberry time!"

by bbbbbggggg June 12, 2006


California time

Mainly an East Coast term. When you have a booty call that you can call at any hour of the night as if it were only three hours earlier. e.g. It is 3am and you call the person with no problem as if it were 12am.

Dude, I've got her on California Time

by the Wingman April 19, 2005