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to jack off
My girlfriend is out of town so i'll have to run the hand truck tonight
The art of running over cars which either sets the alarm off or damages the roof. Its great fun a night, but do it quick. If you get caught your fucked up. People don't want you running over thier cars, do they? Its done alot in the UK, i dunno about the US. Sports cars are the best. I like to do this along with egging. Its great fun, i suggest you go try it.
"Wanna go out egging and car runnin tonight?"
"Shit those little fucks are car running my merc!"
eating out and leaving without having paid the bill
see dine and dash
1: Dude, you won't believe it: Yesterday, we were like at this bad-ass restaurant, and just the moment that mong of a waiter turned the back, we ran like hell. The next morning they called and said we're supposed to bay the bill. My fucking girlfriend left her wallet, that piece of shit.
2: Well, even dine and run can go wrong sometimes!
when ur playing uno and someone has a reverse card you say it
friend: i got a reverse
u: run it back turbo
A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)
Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.
We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.
Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards
Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny
the act in wich a man lifts the legs of a pregnant woman till she looks like a cannon ball and proceeds to fuck her till he's satisfied or untill he pokes the babys face
Me and my wife did a cannon ball run when she was pregnant and now my baby has dimples