Random
Source Code
Random
Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?
the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?
Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.
Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.
The extremely satisfying defecation after a protracted bout of drinking & bad food
After all those shots & slices; the Big Brown Turtle reared his ugly head...
Any place filled with old, slow moving people.
Dude, Luby's Cafeteria is such a turtle farm. It's like Florida!