When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.
"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."
God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.
When a partner cuts your scrotum and then said partner shakes blood from the laceration on to their sexual partner.
She lightly cut his nuts and laid down to let him scrotal shower her!
a hypothetical argument you make up in your head while taking a shower, where you win almost all the time
dude just won a shower argument
The act of two greasy, hairy Italians going at it in a motel shower.
Did you hear? Since Mikie broke up with Stacy it's been non stop shower-lasagnas for him.
This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.
Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."
When you run out of toilet paper and have to take a show to clean your ass.
After taking a dump I went to reach for the tp and none was close so I had to take a terrible shower.