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To crap in a sink and fill it with water
Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds
When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!
When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.
I am bored come sea turtle me.
When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.
While they were trying to watch the tiesto concert, Tom turtle necked John.
when someone is hit so hard in the head their neck is extended a little.
asshole Eian was giving me shit at that party so i turtle necked that fucker
A server filled with dummies (except donaven bc he is cool)
Dem Turtles is awesoem server 10/10