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a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle
Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"
A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)
After President trump got all agro about losing the 2020 election, a pundit on CNN referred to him as looking like an obese turtle.
Donald trump looks like an obese turtle on its back, flailing in the Sun.
Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
Stop being such a noming turtle/ noming Alyssa
when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.
“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”