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When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.
I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!
Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.
The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.
1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.
Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.
He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.
Not being able to take a shit
Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.
Oh yea, you a constipated baby